Exam etiquette: if someone is looking at your paper during the exam DO NOT assume they r attempting to copy, they may be ADMIRING your handwriting! "show off" your writing skills.lmao
Exam etiquette 2: If someone keeps asking for extra paper in the exam DO NOT panic, they're just collecting paper for next semester so they won't have to buy a notebook. Its called CUTTING COSTS. lol
Exam etiquette 3: If the invigilator catches u with notes on your hands DO NOT cold sweat, just clear your throat and say "its a new form of Mehndi." Be sure to use henna paste, make it fancy!
Exam Etiquette 4: Always read through the entire paper BEFORE u start the exam. If the questions look too difficult, FAINT for 3hrs then submit a sick leave form.
Exam Etiquette 5: If 30mins into the exam u find yourself struggling to answer questions, ask for EXTRA paper. This way u'll look as though u've already written a lot and those bastards who actually studied will get confused and possibly start panicking. It won't get u any answers but at least u'll have company to feel shitty. lmao
Exam Etiquette 6: If u try calculating how u can achieve "at least" the pass mark in the exam BEFORE u take d exam, u may b suffering from DUNCY BAT syndrome! U can either "admire" sum1's handwriting in the exam OR take a Leave of Absence & come back when u've gotten smart!
Exam Etiquette 7: 30mins b4 d exam ppl r talkin thru theory but it sounds like Greek to u...Do this: start talking educated nonsense just about 15mins b4 the exam & confuse those nerds. U must b convincing or it won't work. Goodluck!
A compilation of facebook status...originals by Tamara. Strategy to ease examination stress
Copyright 2010 by Tamara Cozier
Monday, August 30, 2010
RECIPE - How to make love
Take one woman
Take one man
Two teaspoons of compassion
And God's right hand
Add two ounces desire
And one fresh picked committment
Lightly saute two hearts and soul
Then place all ingredients in a large bowl
Mix well and when it's done
All parts are combined into one
Sprinkle with faithfulness
And serve with patience...
Copyright 2006 by Tamara Cozier
Take one man
Two teaspoons of compassion
And God's right hand
Add two ounces desire
And one fresh picked committment
Lightly saute two hearts and soul
Then place all ingredients in a large bowl
Mix well and when it's done
All parts are combined into one
Sprinkle with faithfulness
And serve with patience...
Copyright 2006 by Tamara Cozier
Trapped
I keep finding reasons to hold on
But he gave me a good reason to let go
He doesn't love me and he let me know
Trying not to let it show
That I'm hurt
Feel like dirt
But that's where we come from right?
Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust
Heartbreak is a must
On my life's stage
This relationship is a page
To be torn out
From my book, burnt
But I keep coming back
Like a junkie on crack
I'm a fool and I know it
But I love him
And I show it
Wanna stop
But can't
Like a motorcycle with no brakes
I feel my heart race
Want it to stop
Wanna be free
But I'm trapped
Reason to go
ReasonS to stay
It's like a burning building
I'm trapped
In smoke
Starting to choke
Coughing, but I like it somehow
Cause I'm standing in the doorway
But I'm looking back
At the everlasting flame
Contemplating
Now there's rain
Or so hose
So I run
This time I don't look back
I'm free
Like a bird
But you know what?
At the end of it all
A bird must return to its nest...
Copyright 2010 by Tamara Cozier
But he gave me a good reason to let go
He doesn't love me and he let me know
Trying not to let it show
That I'm hurt
Feel like dirt
But that's where we come from right?
Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust
Heartbreak is a must
On my life's stage
This relationship is a page
To be torn out
From my book, burnt
But I keep coming back
Like a junkie on crack
I'm a fool and I know it
But I love him
And I show it
Wanna stop
But can't
Like a motorcycle with no brakes
I feel my heart race
Want it to stop
Wanna be free
But I'm trapped
Reason to go
ReasonS to stay
It's like a burning building
I'm trapped
In smoke
Starting to choke
Coughing, but I like it somehow
Cause I'm standing in the doorway
But I'm looking back
At the everlasting flame
Contemplating
Now there's rain
Or so hose
So I run
This time I don't look back
I'm free
Like a bird
But you know what?
At the end of it all
A bird must return to its nest...
Copyright 2010 by Tamara Cozier
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
X-rated
She prance and palance
An' it stan up in he pants
Haaard!
Ent daiz what yuh wanted gyul
Ent u was looking fuh ting
Well take d dingaling!
He take it down, she pull d zip up
Now she want him to stop
But it too late
He cyah wait
Cuz she touch d right spot
An' now he get rel hot
An he play he hear she not
When she say, "Ah doh want it again!"
But is not a game
Yuh shame?
Ent yuh was lookin fuh ting?
Well lie down and take d dingaling
He give she and she bawl
She say "STOP! I must take dat call...
Is meh mammy, is true."
Steups, yuh see u
He turn on d TV
Is porn
She do it cuz she fraid she get horn
Now dem done and virginity gone
She own self she scorn
An he ain't care
So young girls beware
Quick quick he go pick up an next ting
An' give she d dingaling
Copyright 2010 by Tamara Cozier
An' it stan up in he pants
Haaard!
Ent daiz what yuh wanted gyul
Ent u was looking fuh ting
Well take d dingaling!
He take it down, she pull d zip up
Now she want him to stop
But it too late
He cyah wait
Cuz she touch d right spot
An' now he get rel hot
An he play he hear she not
When she say, "Ah doh want it again!"
But is not a game
Yuh shame?
Ent yuh was lookin fuh ting?
Well lie down and take d dingaling
He give she and she bawl
She say "STOP! I must take dat call...
Is meh mammy, is true."
Steups, yuh see u
He turn on d TV
Is porn
She do it cuz she fraid she get horn
Now dem done and virginity gone
She own self she scorn
An he ain't care
So young girls beware
Quick quick he go pick up an next ting
An' give she d dingaling
Copyright 2010 by Tamara Cozier
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