Exam etiquette: if someone is looking at your paper during the exam DO NOT assume they r attempting to copy, they may be ADMIRING your handwriting! "show off" your writing skills.lmao
Exam etiquette 2: If someone keeps asking for extra paper in the exam DO NOT panic, they're just collecting paper for next semester so they won't have to buy a notebook. Its called CUTTING COSTS. lol
Exam etiquette 3: If the invigilator catches u with notes on your hands DO NOT cold sweat, just clear your throat and say "its a new form of Mehndi." Be sure to use henna paste, make it fancy!
Exam Etiquette 4: Always read through the entire paper BEFORE u start the exam. If the questions look too difficult, FAINT for 3hrs then submit a sick leave form.
Exam Etiquette 5: If 30mins into the exam u find yourself struggling to answer questions, ask for EXTRA paper. This way u'll look as though u've already written a lot and those bastards who actually studied will get confused and possibly start panicking. It won't get u any answers but at least u'll have company to feel shitty. lmao
Exam Etiquette 6: If u try calculating how u can achieve "at least" the pass mark in the exam BEFORE u take d exam, u may b suffering from DUNCY BAT syndrome! U can either "admire" sum1's handwriting in the exam OR take a Leave of Absence & come back when u've gotten smart!
Exam Etiquette 7: 30mins b4 d exam ppl r talkin thru theory but it sounds like Greek to u...Do this: start talking educated nonsense just about 15mins b4 the exam & confuse those nerds. U must b convincing or it won't work. Goodluck!
A compilation of facebook status...originals by Tamara. Strategy to ease examination stress
Copyright 2010 by Tamara Cozier
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